How NOT to write about music – 146. Green Day

Green Day

I note with interest the new billboard advertising campaign for the forthcoming Green Day album. Here are five alternative listings if their record company should choose to do a follow-up…

ONE

  • No features
  • No Swedish songwriters
  • No trap beats
  • 100% pure recycled riffs

Green Day
Father of all…
OUT NOW!

TWO

  • No features
  • No Swedish songwriters
  • No non-Caucasian listeners
  • 100% pure recycled riffs

Green Day
Father of all…
OUT NOW!

THREE

  • No features
  • No influences from after 1993
  • No non-Caucasian listeners
  • 100% pure recycled riffs

Green Day
Father of all…
OUT NOW!

FOUR

  • No new ideas
  • No influences from after 1993
  • No non-Caucasian listeners
  • 100% pure recycled riffs

Green Day
Father of all…
OUT NOW!

FIVE

  • No new ideas
  • No influences from after 1993
  • No non-Caucasian listeners
  • 100% pure recycled riffs

Green Day
Father of all bullshit
OUT NOW!

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